Why you snoopin’ around? 🧐
This website’s gonna be live soon. Don’t worry. But I really wanna use a drop cap, so… here’s extra stuff to fill this para out.
What this website for?
To make you read my emails. Duh!
Note: You might question your sexuality as you read my emails 🏳️🌈 This is perfectly normal and, in fact, completely expected.
Oh, you’re already questioning your sexuality? 😱
That’s a bummer 😔
But you can still have fun reading the optin page.
Website live in T-minus 1 day?
Some Friendly Neighbourhood Replies To My “Infamous” Emails
- Showerless Saurav replied to my very unga bunga email: “went gym today”
If dinosaurs did poetry
~Saurav “forgot to lock the door” Mohanty
- A very injured Rohan has “thoughts” about my website: “Website w/ your name in it”
Replies on a website… ultra gay
~Rohan “fell off a bike” Kinger
- Single man did not get the merge field joke: “i thought it’d be funny…”
I am hurt
~Piyush “fell off a bike doggy style” Agarwal
- Biker boy thinks a bike trip to Ladakh is a good idea: “3 Email-Musketeers”
So it’s time to buy a bike. Lesssgoooooooo
~Aditya “broke back biker” Kinger
Yeah, my brother, he didn’t get the “Yo mama” joke
What is this
~Sudesh “reply once and never again” Reddy
- Sad emoji. Crying emoji. “Am I boring you?”
Yess, Reddy boii you be boring me!! 🙂
~Shaurya “ctrl c + ctrl v = ppt” Puri
- But I was more devastated to find out that “Daniel did not join”
Afsossss
~Abhijeet “new year new puke 🤢” Parker
- What can I say… I’m a rule breaker: “🍆 5 Tips for Harder Erections”
What is this behaviour, Pooja?
WHY YOU WRITING EMAILS ON BONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs!?
~Amulya “gym > crypto” Kommireddy
- Does a wannabe pilot ✈️ want to learn copywriting? “question”
Maybe
~Supreeth “pls give computer number” Kumar
An impotent reply?
Everybody asks why is there a typo, but nobody asks if typo is alright. “Am I boring you?”
A nice email with lots of important (spellings are impotent) titbits
Sent from my iPad
~Sreekanth “i’m your father” Reddy